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36 Funny Onesies That Crack Us Up

Whether you’ve been invited to yet another baby shower and are searching for the perfect gift or you’re looking to deck out your own kiddo in hilarious threads, these funny onesies are sure to make you the talk of the town (oh, and the baby, too).

Funny onesies to tell the world what’s *probably* on your baby’s mind:

I hate peas funny onesie

I Hate Peas

You just know grandma’s gonna come at your baby with the ol’ “Here comes the airplane” routine at your next Thanksgiving or Christmas gathering. Help your little skip the peas and get straight to the good stuff with this funny baby onesie. Get it from Etsy.

hangry baby onesie

Hangry

If a single word could sum up the reason your newborn is probably losing their shit at any given moment, it would be Hangry. Why not let the world know that your cute baby is fully aware of their foul mood, but also has a sense of humor? Get it from Amazon.

spit happens baby body suit

Spit Happens

Full disclosure: Spit, shit, and every other bodily fluid under the sun. Let this baby bodysuit give grandparents and anyone else looking for a snuggle fair warning before they get too close. Get it from Etsy.

I'm the reason we're late baby onesie

I’m the Reason We’re Late

Between diaper changes, last minute outfit swaps, and emergency feedings, no one’s gonna question you when you roll up late and use your baby as an excuse (And bonus! You can always use your baby as an excuse.) Get it from Etsy.

I hate it here navy blue funny baby onesie

I Hate It Here

I mean, there’s a good chance your baby isn’t the only one, but nobody’s gonna get mad at them for saying it. Get it from Boardwalk. Be sure to use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!

Needy AF white baby bodysuit

Needy AF

Bless ‘em. It’s funny cause it’s true. Get it from Etsy.

Watch your language asshole I'm a baby white onesie

Watch Your Language

Is it inappropriate? Kinda. But great news – babies can’t read! Get it from Amazon.

don't touch me cactus gray baby onesie

Don’t Touch Me

You know that awkward moment when a stranger comes up to your baby in the grocery store and starts inching closer and closer and you don’t know how to tell them to GTFO? Now you don’t have to! Get it from Boardwalk. Be sure to use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!

I Refuse To Nap Is That Resisting A Rest Bodysuit

Refuse Nap

It’s also called driving your new parents to the edge of their sanity but the joke version is funnier. Find it on Etsy.

football is boring grey baby bodysuit

This one’s a great choice for the family who got dragged along to the Superbowl party but really only came for the snacks. Get it from Boardwalk. Use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!

a woman's place is in the white house navy baby outfit

A Woman’s Place

Move over, Uncle Sam. This baby is here to smash the patriarchy. Get it from Boardwalk. Use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!

funny someone get my mom a latte grey baby onesie

Mom a Latte

What a thoughtful baby to look out for their parents like that! Get it from Look Human.

but first, milk black onesies

But First, Milk

And maybe some cookies while we’re at it? Get it from Etsy.

no hair don't care white baby bodysuit

No Hair

This one’s perfect for the baby or toddler who’s tired of hearing comments about their bald spot. Get it from Etsy.

funny onesies - shits and giggles

Shit And Giggles

These are a few of my favorite things. Get it from Etsy.

balck home slice baby onesie

Home Slice

There’s no better combo than a cute baby and a slice of ‘za. Get this one for the parent who can’t get enough of both from Amazon.

you're not cool unless you pee your pants funny baby outfit

Pee Your Pants

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. The parent who quotes Adam Sandler movies like it’s 1997, won’t think twice about hitting “Add To Cart” on this onesie from BabyDoopy on Etsy.

I still live with my parents baby onesie

I Live With My Parents

Ain’t no shame in that game. Get it from Etsy.

hug life finny baby shirt

Hug Life

Hug life is the best life. Get it from BabyDoopy on Etsy.

started from the belly now I'm here funny drake baby shirt

Started From the Belly

If you’ve RSVP’d yes to a baby shower for a Drake fan, you absolutely cannot sleep on this onesie. Get it from Etsy.

I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry on white baby sleeper

I Only Love…

And apparently, I only love Drake-themed baby onesies. Get it from Etsy.

new phone who dis? with old school fisher price toy phone on baby bodysuit

New Phone

Your baby’ll be a social media pro faster than you can say “flip phone”. Wait – does that reference work? Get this one from BabyDoopy on Etsy.

get milk or cry trying on white bodysuit for babies

Get Milk

This is basically every baby’s MO, isn’t it? Get it from Etsy.

Got my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind #laidback baby shirt

Got My Mind

And don’t you forget it, baby. Get it from Etsy.

ABCD ACDC baby onesie

ABCD

To the designers of this onesie – we salute you. Get it from Etsy.

infant size pretty fly for a small fry onesie

Pretty Fly…

Sorry that you’ll have this song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Pass the joy onto others by dressing your baby in this onesie from Etsy.

new kid on the block infant outfit

New Kid

You’ve got the right stuff, baby. Snag this one from Etsy.

mean girls I'm not like a regular baby i'm a cool baby

Cool Baby

It appears that baby onesies are a hotbed of parents’ favorite movie references, and I am 100% okay with that. Get this spectacular homage to Regina George’s mom from Etsy.

Nightmare Before Bedtime white bodysuit for a baby

Nightmare Before Bedtime

For a funny Christmas gift that your baby can rock all year long with pride, get this Jack Skellington tribute from Amazon.

star wars r2d2 baby onesie and hat

R2D2

Okay, the little hat absolutely sold me. Get it from Amazon.

stacking toys on a Lord of The Rings baby onesies

Lord of The Rings

Let’s be honest – you’ve got the cutest little Hobbit in town. Let everyone know they’ve got more than just your heart. Get it from Etsy.

Accio Milk white baby outfit

Accio Milk

If only it were that easy. Get it from Etsy.

could i be any cuter friends baby onesie

Cuter

Get this one for your lobster – from Etsy.

merry Christmas ya Filthy Animal green baby bodysuit

Filthy Animal

If your baby wants to get in on some Ugly Christmas Sweater fun, this one is pretty much a classic. Get it from Etsy.

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner onesie

Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner

Are you still practicing your Dirty Dancing routine in the backyard? (I’m assuming the lift will be easier with an actual baby.) Get it from Amazon.

Toddler and baby in a Did We Just Become Best Friends? Yep! t-shirt set

Did We Just Become Best Friends? Yep!

If you were looking for the perfect sibling tees, you’ve found ‘em. Get the set from Etsy.

Which onesies tickled your funny bone?

Have you got a picture of a good one on your own baby? Share them in the comments!

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